Mandie

TV personality of the year, 19XX, Mandie has enjoyed success not only here but also there. At some uncertain point in his career he was known as "White Man Die", the loveable Native American scamp accousted by his troupe of chimps. When his furry friends started to drop like flies, his Native American heritage came under close scrutiny by the board of CEO's and eventually the "White" part of the name was terminated. At an exclusive private retreat he met Skag, who introduced him to Choblert. Shortly after his career enjoyed a healthy boost.

In January 19XX he was awarded a golden nickel plated Sclunt and a lifetime supply of sausages. For his incredibly long strides in the area of general entertainment, Mandie attended a dinner with the King of Spain, who under the watchful eye of papparazzi jnr. presented him with a silver tragi/comedy figurine.

They say his greatest skill is to make it seem like he's not acting.